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Pokemon Pick-up Lines feat. Blaziken by Mgx0 Pokemon Pick-up Lines feat. Blaziken by Mgx0
The next one will be the last, I promise :iconmingplz:

note: What Blaziken meant to say was "Flaming Cocktail". Yes, it is a real drink.
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:iconnucleargallade25:
When Erureido saw Blaziken flirting Sanaito...
I would say this,
Slasher, Slot-in!

*insert Slasher Slot-in*

Erureido used Fury Cutter!

A critical hit!
It's super effective!

Blaziken fainted!

Sanaito: What did you just do?
Erureido: I just used Fury Cutter to get to his nerves.
Sanaito: Umm, yeah. I think he deserves that, 'cause he's actually a creep.
Blaziken: Who are you calling me a creep?
Erureido: Me, why?
Blaziken: *scared* I g-gotta go now... *screams*
Erureido: That's what you get when you flirt Sanaito.
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:iconnightfuryterritory:
NightFuryTerritory Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Wait... Gallade's a fighting type...? 

This is awesome Btw XD 
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:iconalmirvelovic:
AlmirVelovic Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2017  New Deviant Student Filmographer
Blaziken got K.O'd. Anyways, good one.
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:iconwintertehglaceon:
WinterTehGlaceon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2017
k o
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:iconcool23819:
cool23819 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2017  Student Artist
well that back "fired" ;)
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:iconfeighyt:
Feighyt Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
............. that was a good pun.......................................
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:iconcool23819:
cool23819 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2017  Student Artist
thanks.
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:iconrealthedestroyer99:
Realthedestroyer99 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2017
Blasiken u didn't finish
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:icontemplar127:
templar127 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2017
One punch Gardevoir XD
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:icongamerbroz47:
Gamerbroz47 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
K.O!


Plz add Gardevior as DLC!!
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:icontheblackerbaron:
TheBlackerBaron Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2017
Next is the last? *Gasp* Is it Squirtle's turn!?
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:iconthe-eeveelutionist:
The-Eeveelutionist Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017
XD
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:icontheblackerbaron:
TheBlackerBaron Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2017
c'mon, we all want him to sweep Gardevoir of hr feet with his way with words. Or flop, whichever comes first.
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:iconthe-eeveelutionist:
The-Eeveelutionist Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2017
I think he would have....
A 50% chance of understanding what's goin on or what a pickup line is.
And that's WITH me giving him 25% extra chance added as benefit of the doubt!
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:iconnucleargallade25:
NuclearGallade25 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2017
But what about the remaining 25%?
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:iconthe-eeveelutionist:
The-Eeveelutionist Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2017
That's the percentage of his understanding, WITHOUT, benefit of the doubt.
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:iconnucleargallade25:
NuclearGallade25 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2017
Oh.
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:icontheblackerbaron:
TheBlackerBaron Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2017
Good point.
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:iconthe-eeveelutionist:
The-Eeveelutionist Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2017
Yee
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:icontheblackerbaron:
TheBlackerBaron Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2017
He might just say, "You look nice today" and she'll just collapse as a flustered mess.
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:iconsendic:
Sendic Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
But if he's flaming, doesn't that mean he's looking for a dude?
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:iconthe-eeveelutionist:
The-Eeveelutionist Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2017
No.
It doesnt
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:iconxbox14:
Xbox14 Featured By Owner May 27, 2017   Artist
shoryuken :punchshoryuken: 
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:icondreamrays:
dreamrays Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2017
FRISK ICON 3 - NOPE |UNDERTALE  I wouldn't make any pick up lines Squirtle otherwise you'll have a nice long day with these two at the Pokemon centerKirby Icons (Puffball Line Stickers 6)  
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:iconlickmesohard:
lickmesohard Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017
Gardevoir used Shin Shoryuken! It's super effective! Blaziken fainted!
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:iconhedgehog00:
Hedgehog00 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017  New Deviant
YES!
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:icontheblackerbaron:
TheBlackerBaron Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017
Huh, didn't know Gardevoir could learn Sky Uppercut.
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:iconpatcreature:
PatCreature Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017
So Squirtle being a ground type is naturally more.......... "down to earth" lolitrollu 
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:iconimterrablade198:
Imterrablade198 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2017  Student Photographer
The punnnnnzzzz
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:icondovahkitsune:
DovahKitsune Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2017
I just love how you have made Squirtle so innocent <3
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:iconbowser-and-himself2:
Bowser-and-himself2 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016
This is why you don't mess with a Gardevoir.
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:iconitsthegirlcartoonist:
ItsTheGirlCartoonist Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Student Digital Artist
ONE HIT KO!
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:iconsniperthesilverbar:
SniperTheSilverbar Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016  Student Artist
nice punch mate! :D
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:iconwrenchy247:
Wrenchy247 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
He meant to say cocktail yono.
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:iconmegamaster135:
megamaster135 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2016
I knew you had some memes somewhere.
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:iconharuau:
haruau Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2016
Hmm, I wonder if she met someone who wasn't a pervert and used GOOD pickup lines, more like complements and appreciation rather then try the way that those 2 did.
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:icontkdboy2000:
Tkdboy2000 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
"Bow chicka-"
*Yuno used Psycho Cut!
*It's super effective against the wild Tucker!
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:iconharuau:
haruau Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016
Not like that! *facepalm*
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:icondinomatrix21:
Dinomatrix21 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
A pervert mind is a pervert kind Yuno.
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:icononesicklyguy:
OneSicklyGuy Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2016
Gardevoir used psychic punch (kinda)
Critical hit!
It's super effective!
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:iconpuffedpinkrosekitty:
PuffedPinkRoseKitty Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2017
or fairy pu- wait fire is resistant to fairy...
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:icondjlucariowolf33:
DJLucarioWolf33 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2016
METTSU-SHOYUKEN!
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:iconblackonslaugth:
Blackonslaugth Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2016
It's METSU SHO-RYU-KEN!!!
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:icondjlucariowolf33:
DJLucarioWolf33 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2016
Thanks for correcting me
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:iconarcharyudelta:
ArchaRyuDelta Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2016
This totally explains, that you never piss of Gardevoir.:-)
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:iconashgreninjagirl:
AshGreninjaGirl Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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:iconwatervanoss:
watervanoss Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2016
sceptile: (reading a book) the forcast say it was raining cats and dogs not men
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:icongodzilla511:
godzilla511 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2016
Holy crap, it's shockingly effective!!
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:iconpreciousknightwalker:
PreciousKnightwalker Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, I hope that if Lucario ever makes it into this series he/she has enough brains to tell that she's not interested
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